I just knew I should have taken the time to Google this and investigate it before trying, but I decided against my better judgement and instead I quickly reviewed the keys and applied it. My system is now bricked.
Please delete this reg file for now so that nobody else accidentally ruins their Windows, until this can get sorted out. Mods if you are online please do this now so that we don't have other victims since this is time sensitive.
I don't think ZEFIR001 meant to harm anyone, as I have seen a few of these keys already and tried them out, individually, and it looked like this set of keys wouldn't be problematic, but this is just a great reminder of why we need to thoroughly research and test stuff before publishing it online.
...I'll be offline for a few days as I work on getting my info recovered.